Holiday

This is a pickle that looks like a dick. Some would call it dickle. Some may not even notice that suspect tip. Call it an incogpeen-o ornament. Think you can slip it past grandma?Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblowerEach is individually painted...

Ruby Red and freshly flossed, these lips are ready for a kissin'. Just watch out for the glitter. That stuff is impossible to get rid of.Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblowerEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality...

First of all, Kris Kringle is JACKED these days. Secondly, that's definitely not a stuffed animal in that package. Remember Los Lonely Boys? Yeah, refer to their song Dick in a Box. Ho ho holy sh*t, Santa is a naughty old grey pube.Each Ornament is...

You know this guy. You know that hog that's under that little red hat. We've all had that friend who just loves to trick you into opening your phone to this. Pretty sure it's time to get them back.Each Ornament is hand blown by a...

Being in charge puts a lot of stress on a fella. Traveling millions of miles in one night is an absolute logistical nightmare. Sometimes, you just gotta get Dominated to feel something. Santa...you a naughty boy.Each Ornament is hand blown by a...

We all have that friend who sees phallic effigies in everything. Big Balls Claus is that guy. We promise, the joke is funny even on the 100th time.Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblowerEach is individually painted and goes through a ten point...

Teddy lives his 9-5 as the fluffy friend we all know and love. Who's to judge what a person does on their free time? Some would say having a gag ball shoved in your mouth is liberating.Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblowerEach is individually...

She spent her life savings on a giant candy cane stripper pole. This dance is all she has left. Don't you dare leave her without a nice tip. You know how sticky that thing is now?Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblowerEach is individually...

From the Exposed by Magic Silk collection, this style includes: an underwire mesh bralette featuring two blue satin bows, an open cutout in the middle, elastic adjustable shoulder straps with gold tone sliders, hook & eye closures in the back, and a...

From the Exposed by Magic Silk collection, this style includes: an underwire mesh bralette featuring two blue satin bows, an open cutout in the middle, elastic adjustable shoulder straps with gold tone sliders, hook & eye closures in the back, and a...